Cute and funny quotes for my Instagram bio?
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03-24-2014, 10:17 AM
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i put the hot in psychotic the fat on my body is designer are you a banker because I want you to leave me a loan that awkward moment when you walk through a metal detector and your abs of steel set it off super.cali.swagilistic.sexy.hella.dopen e s s the only club I get down at is club penguin why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me im so fresh they call me febreeze are you a beaver, cuz DAM I'm mentally datng a celebrity who doesn't know i exist White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race recovering ice cream addict the numbers of followers you have does not make you better, because hitler had millions and jesus had 12. CUTE: everyone has a happy ending, if your not happy its not the end (bible verses are always cute) stay classy you is kind, you is smart, you is important mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get (quotes from your favorite song) Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter don't mind (I LOVE WINNIE THE POOH AND DR SEUSS QUOTES SO RESEARCH THOSE TOO) wouldn't life be perfect of sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so confusing, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow. to infinty and beyond you know your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. dream big every storm runs out of rain theres no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light CUTE & FUNNY (kinda... im not that funny or cute so idk) perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not. How about no Do you want to build a snowman? (from frozen) no its too cold Life is dumb and I want to sleep I will go into survival mode if tickled Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin OMG no one cares Im not weird, im a limited addition Ads |
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Cute and funny quotes for my Instagram bio? - Cher - 03-24-2014, 10:08 AM
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