Teens: Are your parents strict?

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Its weird somethings they are crazy about- school, clothing, who I can hangout with. Though other things they are so lax with like when I grabbed a beer from the fridge in front of my dad and told him I was off to do homework. He just laughed and poured me a small glass saying he imagined I would do better on my paper if I was not drunk. Or when I got a Facebook account when they told me not to they yelled at me for 10 minutes and then my mom emailed me photos I should post. C's are unacceptable grades (and I just mean on an individual assignment), any guy (even if we are not dating) has to come into the house to meet my parents, if my parents don't like my friends they won't let me do stuff with them (none of my friends do anything bad- its more my parents think they are mean/disrespectful or they don't focus enough on school). If I backtalk my parents I lose my allowance for a month. Though I can swear and even curse at my parents (my mom and I have a weird thing where she call me her little sh*t head and I call her my b*tch c*nt-- we are both joking). (this is from when I was 14-17)