Don't want to move to Florida?

[Honest]

Start posting print-out of Florida sinkhole activity.
Discuss the expensive solutions being offered.
Keep talking about the man who was swallowed
while in bed and how he screamed and screamed
as it slowly ate him alive. Have you seen those
photographs of holes that gulp down several city
buildings overnight? Can you see the bottom?
If anybody starts talking about pizza be sure to
mention Florida is now selling a strange Python
Pizza because residents have an on-going Asian
invasive problem of huge snakes eating local pets
and alligators too. Good citizens are expected
to buy the snake meat just to keep Florida safe.
Smack your lips and say, 'Will it be greasy enough?'
or, 'Can I spit out the snake bones?' or, 'Its not like
they're eating us before we need to eat them?'
So, fret about the holes.
And, discuss your snake-in-the-house panic plans..