What is Long Island New York like?

[Sum Ting Wong]

oh my god there are different parts of long island were things can sometimes be a little ghetto but port Jefferson has to be one of the most richest milk toast pussyfied places ive ever been to for one every one has a name like Skippy or Buffy and they walk around in little sailor outfits and van sneakers there are a million sailboats in the marina and i couldn't find a single cigarette in the whole town like delis don't sell smokes i had to go to a cigar shop were the guy made custom cigarettes for me and if you use a curse word people look at you like your Charles Manson even more woostified than Hartford Connecticut