I was blocked by my parents from our netgear router?

[Seth]

The router, simply put, is basically saying "This device cannot connect to me past X hours." That being said, I don't think that there's much of anything you can do to disguise your IPad. Instead, I think you should either A) Find a different router to connect to, or B) Make a deal with one of your sisters so that you can use one of their devices when your device doesn't cooperate. Or simply C) Download things now so you can play them offline later.

I'm pretty sure that we all know that they've blocked you out because they're afraid of you watching porn (or have caught you in the act). Why don't you consider a girlfriend, mate?