Whats a joke that makes me look stupid ?

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1. Does anyone know Obama's last name?
2. Say the score of a football match that's like 2-0 and say hat trick for (players name).
3. Why is it called an x-box 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away. (360 degrees is a circle so you'd into it)
4. I hate when people mix up your and you're. There all idiots.
5. Like for the first verb that comes into my head when I think of you. (Then say adjectives like funny, cool, smart etc..)
6. Omg, I really don't like dolphins anymore, squirrels are my new favourite reptile. So cute.
7. You know you love someone when you save their texts and re-read them when you're alone- Marilyn Monroe
8. There's no I in happyness