The YA! Photo Parody Challenge?

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@Awffy Huffy . . . a painting?!?!? WTF?!!! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co..._River.jpg

A 13 year old girl - called Mark. Ok, like whatevah . . . I'll play

Anyways, a iPorn is obviously way better then like a Hasselbad with like a Phase One back. U just have to go on like instagram and like look at d totally awesome photos which are like way better then anything like a old man like Ansel Admas can do like. their all faded and look vintage. should i like buy a Diana+ it only cost $250. do you think its worth it. When I take the pics can I take the film out of the camera and like scan them or something? or should I get a polaroid like the one i found on ebay for like $249. Can I put oridnary film in a polaroid or can i just upload them onto my iPorn or a computer?

Edit @ Awffy Huffy, Yahoo answers search LOL evryone knows d best search is Ask.com you donut!!! Everyone noes that's not a painting. Ansel Admas used his iPorn I even no his number I called him yesterday to see if he would sell me the copyright so i can print it on t-shirts and sell them for $2.99 each. ansel adams even has a instagram http://instagram.com/anseladams# - i wonder why he has no photos on it???!! He'll never get famous that way!!

Anyways, what I really want to no is like why my nose always looks so huge when i like take a selfie - I mean I get the camera as close as I can to my face like. Is my nose really like that? It doesn't look like that when i like look in the mirror i look beautiful in real life, and all my friends like say i'm such a good photographer so it can be like nothing im doin wrong. In fact im so good at photos im going to be a professional tomorrow and start my own business like taking weddings and seniors photos like. I'm going to like make these photo packages for $10 and you get 100 photos edited in iPiccyPimpMyTitts and they get all the pics on a CD so they can print them at Walmart.

And one more thing like, how do you get two photos merged in one photo, like to people in one photo. I always wanted to no how to do that. do you think people will no its been photoshop i wanna make it look real so his girlfriend is jealous like