I beat my Laptop?

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Well, the problems you are describing, if they were there before your temper tantrum then I would suspect that it has some malware which is bogging it down. If you have something which is keeping the processor at a high level of activity then it generates much more heat and your cooling fan probably can't perform well enough to deal with that type of use.

Alternatively or additionally, if it is less than a year old or if you purchased additional warranty protection, anything not damaged by your physical abuse would have been covered if you had called HP.