What are some funny things to become a fan of and/or groups to join on facebook?

[//arissa]

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BECOMING FANS:
"Stop resending the same text message.Yes I saw it,I don't want to answer."

"I hate it when my friends add my other friends, who they dont know!"

"I sing the alphabet in my head when I look up a word in the dictionary."

"I finish my sentences with "And stuff like that" "

"Why do hygiene products kill 99.9% of bacteria? I WANT THE 0.1% KILLED TOO!"

"I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side"

" I Feel My Phone Vibrate When It Doesn't"

"If Taylor marries Taylor they will both be Taylor Lautner. Creepy."

"I hate when teachers say "I dismiss you, not the bell!" "

"I was blown away when i realised the word ' OK ' is a side ways person."

"I Thought I Was the Only One Until There Was a Page for It"

"I use the word 'THINGY' when i forget what thats called."

"Gwen Stefani Taught Me How To Spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

"No, it wasn't awkward until you said, "This is awkward." Now it's awkward."

"That was NOT your last piece of gum stop lying"

" I walk around in circles when I talk on the phone."

"Checking behind the shower curtains before using the bathroom"

"IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU DORA!! UGH!"

"SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE ;("

"I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf"

"Deleting everything you've typed cause you saw the other person was typing."

"63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status"

FACEBOOK GROUPS:
"I Used to Make "Potions" Out of Shampoo As a Kid"

"Don't worry about 2012, the Jonas Brothers have been to the year 3000."

"It blew my mind to know "Jackson" from Hannah Montana is 30 years old."

"In 2013 I will watch 2012 and laugh"

"I Join Too Many Groups Because Their Names Make me say.. "OMG, THATS TRUE!" "

"Don't complain about grading 140 essays over the weekend, you assigned it."

"i hate when people ask for my scrunchy and never give it back."

"Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant..."

"you think something is gonna grab you when you're going up the stairs"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I love becoming fans of hating things that I hate"

"I Thought You Were Hot..Until I Clicked On "View More Pictures" "




Hope I helped,[=