Has your spouse ever asked you a simple question but it was hard to answer? My wife asked me which one of my FB friends

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This is a question a woman asks when she's feeling insecure and wants reassurance that she's number one. Forget she asked. If she presses you for an answer, say, "I really don't consider any of them beautiful. Some of them are downright ugly, but if I thought another woman was really attractive, I would avoid her - not add her to my friend's list. What kind of married man does that?"