How do you get a ton of facebook friends in a short amount of time?

[Sir Jam]

It is people lile you who get Facebook a bad press - negative attention in the media.
Then a lot of decent kids can't even get a Facebook because their parents are legitimately worried by the infantile behavior that some people indulge in on the site.
Why are some teens so immature that they think it is somehow cool to destroy everything they get their hands on.
Facebook - genuine social networking site - used by many adults and also professional people and genuine celebrities in a mature responsible and enjoyable manner.
YouTube - the original founders - who had intended a site for ordinary people to upload and share their home videos - fled the site and offered it for sale when they discovered that so many teens couldn't actually create videos. All they could do was upload copyright content' and it was the endless hassle from legitimate copyright owners that persuaded the three guys who started the site to walk away.
Yahoo! Answers - started as a genuine question and answer site - now ignored by most professional people who could really contribute with honest accurate answers because of the vast number of teens who think it is smart to make deliberately controversial and/or offensive posts, or ask totally ridiculous questions about bodily functions.
Those of us possessing maturity and intelligence are forced to accept that these brain dead, moronic infantile teens are the future of America. Another ten years our once great nation will be populated by people calling themselves adults who are actually total idiots