The most funniest facebook groups you have ever joined!?
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11-09-2012, 09:09 AM
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-"Wanna go out?" "I have a bf" "I have a fish" "What?" "Oh I thought we were talkin bout things that didnt matter"
-"WHERE WERE YOU?!" "Chill Mom, I was in Narniia.." -Algebra's Pointless. Finding X is for Pirates. -Want some candy? LOL jk get in my van. -our friendship is tighter than a nuns vag ♥ -I hate it when your with Mc Hammer and he wont let you touch anything -Pardon me, Sir Gangster? Your trousers are descending. -Liking a status just to be a dick -No you cant, they tried that on Mythbusters. -Being so g you have to add the AY -Is this the Krusty Krab? NO, THIS IS PATRICK. -ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO OSAMA BIN LADEN, HOW GOOD WAS MY HIDING SPOT? -"Psstt. Patrick. You know what's funnier than 24?....25!" -The awkwardness when your black friend gets sent to jail in monopoly -No way! You're going to bed? THEN SCHOOL? Glad you made it your status... -Pandas are the least racistt animal, they're black, white AND asian! -I spell "beautiful" by saying B-E-A-youuu-TEE-FUL, thanks to Jim Carrey -"Thank you Captain Obvious" "You're welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm" (: -LSHMSFOAIDMT- Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off and I Drop My Taco -A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood. -I hate when Voldermort uses my shower gel without asking -I hate it when Chris Hansen offers me a seat and has my chat logs. -No...The dislike button is not finally here..and it never will be. -DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER And for those who can take a joke/not offended by these: -Don't Worry, If We All Die In 2012, Justin Bieber Goes With Us. -No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12. -Legend has it that we must sacrifice Justin Bieber to appease the volcano -If a tree falls on a woman, WHAT IS A FOREST DOING IN THE KITCHEN?!? -The awkward silence when a woman walks into a room that isn't a kitchen. -Women's curling: because the kitchen has already been swept -Women cant drive? Its okay, theres no road between the kitchen and bedroom -I Don't Like Chicks With Tans. It Means They've Been Out Of The Kitchen. -Twilight took the "n" out of "Vampire fangs". -Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you |
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The most funniest facebook groups you have ever joined!? - moneyluvah - 11-09-2012, 09:01 AM
[] - Rom Cartridge - 11-09-2012, 09:09 AM
[] - awesome_sauce - 11-09-2012, 09:09 AM
[] - Vienna (RIP Jimmy) - 11-09-2012 09:09 AM
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