How do I get more "likes" on my Facebook status postings?

[irken24]

Just because you post a status update doesn't mean you will get a truckload of likes. Whenever I post on Facebook (very rarely, mind you), I hardly ever get even one. The most I've gotten is 3 or 4. The truth is not a lot of people care that you, say, went to Chuck E. Cheese's, or saw a cool car, or got something for your birthday. Why? It's stuff that almost anybody can say. If you are just desperate for attention, you could post humorous statuses. Those get about 10-25. Most people that get a lot of likes are either famous, funny, dramatic, or just plain desperate for attention (Ex. "I hate my life."). Don't sweat it. Out of those 240 friends, you probably only like about 15 of them at the most.