My friends are assholes and dealbreakers with my girlfriend?

[Sh00fly]

You should refuse her insane requests. How is she seeing them so often that they can be 'rude' to her? You know that it's a case of she's insecure/jealous, your friends haven't really done much wrong and you're burning bridges for nothing. So long as she's not forced to socialise with them, she should have no problem with them.

It could end up with you losing all your friends for a relationship, where despite you having done nothing wrong, your gf still doesn't trust you.
You either get her to stop this destructive behaviour now by standing up to her or you let it continue ......and it will get worse until she's all you have.....