Is anyone else sick of hearing about One Direction?!?

[Nnnoooiiissseee]

No, because I don't watch T.V. or listen to the radio because I'm not retarded. I'll tell you one thing though,

They need to bring back BROKENCYDE!

Now THAT was a boy band that you could really HATE. Y'know?

I mean, they were a boy band who couldn't sing so they used autotune for every song. They couldn't dance and they had a guy doing his "screamo" routino over all of the hip hop, rapping vocals for no apparent reason. Their lyrics were terrible and many times the "growler" (who happens to share the same name with my toilet) couldn't even scream in tune with the "music". I believe that their 15 minutes of fame was "remixed" into about four minutes because the guys who worked at their mixing boards kept puking into them and clogging up the little knobbies.

After listening to them for only ONE "SONG", TKOTB, Backstreet boys -- hell, even Milli Vanilli started to sound less terrible than they used to. They kind of gave me a new lease on life when it comes to music.

I mean, when somebody can literally find a way to make themselves sound like they ate a bunch a broken lightbulbs and shat them into your ear drums... it makes you see that "It could always be worse" (unless you're listening to Brokencyde).