Funny (fake) Mitt Romney "quotes"?

[Sparkles]

I see Facebook pages and some friends saying/posting hilarious ones sometimes. Can anyone think of any? Some examples:

Here's what's going to happen if Romney is elected:

"You guys are small minded." -Mitt to Russia
"Jews are actually pretty gay." -Mitt to Israel
"Mooslems are literally worse than Hitler." -Mitt to Iran

WWIII happens

"Lol, sorry about that." -Mitt as DC gets nook'd

"Obama is sympathetic to Muslims." -Mitt Romney
"Yes, Mitt, I sympathetically shot Osama bin laden in the face." -Barack Obama

"Gary Johnson won't bomb Iran." -Mitt 'but I will' Romney

I'm sorry, I just think they're kind of funny and if anyone else had any similar jokes/"quotes"?