advice for crazy sports fan?

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Well, technically, only 1 of the 2 baseball fans got Tased, so you have a 50/50 shot at escaping unscathed. However, I don't know how they do it in soccer, so maybe your chances are slimmer. Or maybe they'll just let the soccer players chase you down and kick you. So BE VERY CAREFUL.

As for armor, really, the best way to assure you will stay quick and agile would be to wear no clothes at all. Clothes really encumber your movement, you know. You're also a whole lot more likely to make the news if you run onto the field with no clothes.

That said, building up a resistance to Tasers is a great idea! Plus, all the electricity you're accustoming yourself to will make your hair stand up, which will look awesome. You might also get some really cool scars and look BAD. Like, I mean, BAD in a cool way. Maybe with 2 d's, like BADD.

Make sure you post to Twitter before you run onto the feild (and make sure you spell "field" like that) so we can all watch. I'll be rooting for you, buddy!! It's gonna be so ROXXORZ!!!