English speaking problem?

[Mark]

WILL is not allowed inside an IF clause, even though we are talking about the future, present tense is required for formal English. The THEN clause, when the IF is in the present tense, MUST use WILL, for formal English (WOULD is only okay in the THEN clause when the IF clause is in the past tense).

If you try to find me..., you will always find me...., but if you try to find...you will find me sitting while I stare at my mobile phone, enduring Facebook (enduring if you wish to imply Facebook is unpleasant for you, surfing or doing or using Facebook if you do not wish to express any feelings or attitudes about it).