**SPLASH** ... and that's the future, Ladies and Gentlemen...?

[I believe in Healthy Fur]

Recently a Taiwanese tourist in Australia walked right off St Kilda's pier and into the water... whilst checking Facebook. (REF: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/12/18/...66542.html )

*splash* ... she couldn't swim, but she could float, so she floated until someone came to rescue her.


I FOUND IT! Yes, I believe this event on the upside down half of the world signals mankind's entry into a NEW AGE.

An age where weapons of mass distraction will lure humanity from living a physical life to living a virtual one... inside the MATRIX...a giant bee hive made for humans where it's warm and safe and nobody falls off piers and you can check Facebook all day long while marketing companies suck out your soul.

Well, good. The sooner the better. As Jesus said, 'The meerkats shall inherit the Earth'.

Your thoughts?
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