What would you do if...?

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I randomly came to you, SPIT IN YOUR EYES and walked away laughing like a boss with a T-shirt saying "Haters Gunna Hate"?

I bet you would do nothing and just stand there in disgust.
@DoYouEvenLift, you bet I do. I would dodge the first punch you swing by doing the splits and move under the gap between your legs then kick your butt.
@Sarah, I'm very good at reacting quickly before something happens. I would grab your leg then twist your knee making you lose balance and proceed to finish you.
Boom, Sarah gets owned.
@Spew, If you don't think I have the guts or balls to be brave enough to do that to you, think again What ever physical retaliation you plan on doing to me I will counter it before you know it.