Do I have depression, or am I just fine?

[T F]

I didn't read anything other than the headlline.
No. You're not depressed.
You're just buying in to the garbage that's fed to people looking to make a buck. You know, therapists, doctors, pharmaceutical companies...
Choose to be happy.
Or not.
That's up to you.
But whichever it is, just freaking own it and don't dump your problems on other people.
And you 'can't' live outside your parents house? Dude...you can do whatever you want.
Here's a thought. Save some money and take a trip to a third world country. Go see what REAL problems look like.
Tough love time buddy.
Knock it the F off.
(Oh...and learn how to hike. Seriously. Everyone stands to benefit from being in the perfection of nature)