How to be a douchebag?

[mr hat]

I have noticed that all the douchebag bad boys get the girls and I have decided to change my nice guy ways so I can also find a girl because I can't stand being lonely anymore

I do have a good body, I have a six pack and that but I never show it off so I have decide to take one of those douchebag photos and upload a shirtless pic for my Facebook profile pic, it feels weird doing this but all te girls go for guys who do this anyway.

Any more tips on how I can douchebag it up?

Also ido not want women telling me to stay a nice guy and I will fnd a girl, we all know what women say and what they do are completely different. Women always say they want a good guy but they date the bad boys, time and a time again.