WTF IS MY DAD DOING???!?

[sebastians]

Okay. So you know where she lives? Get yourself to a computer with a printer and copy this letter (pretending to be one of her neighbors who also goes to your Dads church (do not write it out as even if you have adult looking handwriting, your Dad may be able to recognize it), change whatever you need to make it more detailed and believable and get a stamp and send it to her in the post.

Then check your Dads phone when you get the chance in a couple of weeks to see if the messages have stopped.

Dear *HER NAME*

It has come to my attention that you have been meeting with *DADS NAME* on a regular basis and there is no doubt in my mind that you are having an affair and I have evidence to support this. I find this to be a highly shameful act and it sickens me that this is going on on *HER STREET NAME*, I thought my neighbors lived more moral lives than this. I have to stress that I feel compelled to act as *DADS NAME* is a preacher within my church at *CHURCH NAME* and I will be keeping a close eye on you to make sure this stops immediately, otherwise I will have no concern towards remaining anonymous and I will be forced to tell his wife and the *CHURCH NAME* Council.

Stop Immediately