What would you do if your rather spoiled teenage daughter....?

[Lori]

borrowed your credit card to go online and buy you some Parenting lessons!

I'd like for my Daddy to modernize his parenting. Some of my concerns:

1) Not letting me have e-mail, Facebook or MySpace
2) Overreliance on threats of corporal punishment for backtalk and getting in trouble at school
3) Holding me to a clothing budget
4) Forcing me to go to boarding school this fall.
5) Demanding to do a "wardrobe inspection" before I go out.

Thank you and good day!
Thank you Wabby and Victoria,

I think you both had EXTREMELY good answers.

Thank you and good day
Victoria - you are right, he would probably be EXTREMELY upset and would TAN my butt.

Personally I don't think my brother and sister turned all out that great, and my daddy knows I am the smart one, albeit rather spoiled. One day when I go school and get an email I'll tell you about it, Thank you and good day.
Welcome Back Emawee!!! This is EXTREMELY exciting to see you back, we were worried.
I think Herbie's Man leaves a lot to be desired. Herbie could do a LOT BETTER than that.

Thank you and good day.
Some EXTREMELY good answers came from:

Wabby
Keltimes
Ionian23
Herbie
Gussie
Emawee
Victoria the multi-talented actress, etc..

Thank you and good day.