What is a cool quote to put at a facebook status?

[babyboomer]

The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.

Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young.

Attention Teenager: 'No' is a complete sentence.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers”

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.

I keep hitting "escape", but I'm still here.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when we've put footprints on the moon.

Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly, usually for the same reason.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

I tried to put my head together but now my body is falling apart!!

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

Birds of a feather flock together, and crap on your car.

I can resist everything except temptation.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame it on.