Ooh help me what am I gonna do!?

[Becker]

You see I had this weird thing, this inexplainable urges of me take picture of myself naked, especially when I see my chest muscles and 6 packs and twitt them to people I would never know, but this time I kind messed up because I twitted some of those photo to a college girl and some no life snoope is making big deal out of it and are pressing charges please help?

I tried to vindicate myself by saying that my twitter account was hacked but some ahole managed to dig up other recipient of mine, so it didn't work and now the media is really on to me!

Seriously what am I gonna do? It's really not my fault really! Have you 'ver seen the movie American Psycho? I just can't help it please somebody help me???