What is the most drunk you have ever been or seen?

[christyluvsjohn]

It was the 4th of july.we where in jax beach...there was construction and I saw a bull dozer.I got on it attempted to start it but could not.I started singing she thinks my tractors sexxyy lol...then I met a bum a black one I claimed him as my bf and took him bar hopping ofcourse I paid lol.then I had to pee so I peed my pants from laughing so hard.then my friends and I saw a guy being tazered my a cop from drunk fighting I tried to save him.but I didnt.I was thrown in the back of a police car.I was laying upside down in the back seat yelling let me out. Then I was released to my dd and I wound up pushing the cop.accidently took his badge lol I got home safely.and I woke up around 4pm I smelled like a bum who pissed there pants.I had a cop badge and was embarrassed cause my friends recorded most.and I had bruises from the cop holding my arm super tight.I wound up having to go to the police station returning the badge...