how do i get the facebook timeline?

[Aaaahh!]

there is supposed to be an option at he bottom right corner of https://www.facebook.com/about/timeline but i dont have the button showing up.
Miranda, that brings me to facebook.com/about/timeline but the option isnt there.
everythig is the same, i did it before for a friend that didnt know how, and i used my computer to do it. so its not the browser....so then i logged out of her account and a few days later decided to get it myself...but i cant. i've tried finding it from google, clicking the button at the top of other pages (the button says "Learn more" and brings me to facebook.com/about/timeline, which doesnt show the option.
How many times do i have to say it?? i clicked "learn more" , it sent me to https://www.facebook.com/about/timeline but the option to use the timeline is NOT THERE
It FINALLY showed up! i CLICKED it!! i did NOT get the timeline!!! D: