Satirical, dystopian twitter short story...?

[Taped up scissors.]

You can write a satire or the government, and health, since there's a huge health watch happening right now. Talk about the H1N1 virus, and how health officials have ordered the government to take action by purchasing a vast number of vaccines. Mention how insane the numbers are (they're predicting 150 000 000 people getting the virus this fall, and 90 000 people dying from it); this is used to scare people, even if there is some exaggerated truth in it- forcing people to purchase these vaccines, leading to the Government, and health officials, receiving an extra chunky pay check this year.

Your idea is good too though. =)