10 points! Tweets post about this mean girl on twitter?

[Bruce Wayne]

PUNCH HER THRU THE INTERNET.

That's just mean. Some people were born without lives, they lack the mentality to have minds of their own.
People like her just follow random people because they have no friends.
You copy everything she does, after she copies you first.
She looks up to you, she wants to be like you.. obsessively.
You have a fan club.
--
I'm not on Twatter, so I'm not sure how it works, but I'm sure you can do clever stuff with the #tags as well. =] Just don't hurt her too much, in case it gets serious or suicidal. You never know what kinds of loonies are on the other side of the satellite screen.
--

Dude, look up more pick up lines at http://www.someecards.com/
I'm sure there's some relevant to your situation.