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If God had a twitter, what do you think He'd say everyday?
10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
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''So sick of these humans praying to me all the time ''I want this'' ''Heal that person'' ''WORLD PEACE!'' Shut it, hippies. FML.''

''Sorry Zeus, but Jesus is a way better son than Hercules.''

''Sorry about the last post Zeus. Jesus hacked my Twitter. Don't worry, I crucified him. Taught him a lesson. He won't do it again.''

''I'm actually thinking about taking away Morgan Freeman's voice. Everyone is starting to think he is God because of it. And because of that whole Bruce Almighty movie.''

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