If Odysseus had a twitter, what would he tweet?

[Autumn Lilly]

[Gray Bold]

"Here is my GPS location. Come get me".

[Terry]

He would say; "I should of walked.

[Leonard]

#Odeis "This guy's keeping a close eye on us"

#Odeis "Figured it out, lol"

#Odeis "Sheep are awesome :3 "

#Odeis "They opened the bag of wind - can't leave them alone for a second"

#Odeis "Told the guys to lay off the cows - can't leave them alone for a frickin' second"

#Odeis "Sirens... wah"

#Odeis "Wonder what the wife's doing now : ( "

#Odeis "Can't believe I missed my kid's graduation"

#Odeis "...***** turned my crew into a frickin' PETTING ZOO >: ( "

#Odeis "Whoda thunk you'd start missing something like goat's milk"

#Odeis "Why is Poseidon being such a %$#@ "

#Odeis "Talked to Achilles - guy's become a real drag since he died"

#Odeis "Talked to my mum - she died while I was away : ( "

#Odeis "Scylla or Charybdis? SUGGESTIONS PLEEZ"

#Odeis "Does anyone know what Phaiakes are?"

#Odeis "Home at last. Nothing has changed"

#Odeis "OMG WTF MY WINE CELLAR!"

[Julia]

Still water-why can't there be land in the ocean?
#StuckInShip