Would you join my social networking site if I made it?

[Insert Username Here]

It'll be called Ditter, it's the exact opposite of Twitter. On Ditter you include all of the details and will be very specific. Twitter has 'tweets', Ditter has 'deets'. There will be no maximum number of characters, however there will be a minimum. You must have at the very least 2 paragraphs of deets. I'll be the next Mark Zuckerberg. Then Ashton Kutcher can play me in the movie Hollywood will make about Ditter.

#tl;dr #ThisWasABadFinancialInvestment

[hightown868]

Sounds like a great idea you've got. You should trademark it and then sell the idea or something

[Simile]

Ok i will join.

[Davejustdave]

No
Social network sites ruins peoples lives

[bcnu]

What does Zuckerberg have to do with Twitter? In fact, what does Twitter have to do with ANYTHING? If I don't know anyone who uses Twitter, why would any of them join Ditter?

If you want Ashton Kutcher to play you in a movie, you should become a giant butt-head. No, wait, that's him playing himself...