What are some creative tweet ideas for twitter, to get someone to follow you :)?

[Emily]

Hello,
I really want to get Harry Styles to follow me on twitter soo badly!
I was trying for the past two months, but I'm not having any luck.

I know the more creative and 'original' my tweets are, the better my chances are. I also know that there are MILLIONS of girls asking him to follow them so I need tweet ideas that stand out from the rest. Unfortunately, I can't get a group of people to back me up with a follow from him. I know some people get thousand of people to back them up and I don't have that kind of army.

Can you lovies help me come up with creative/funny tweets?? I would really appericiate it!

Thanks

[Misti]

"Oh bollocks. My pubic hair is awry once again."
"Tiddle me winkies. I can't come up with a bright thinkie!"
"Another day on the chopping block. Oh the perils of being born a stalk of celery."