Facebook locked me out of my account?

[Russell]

I was trying to log into my account, but for some reason it's telling me that my account may not be real. I went through a bunch of verification things, but I was stuck at the part where it asked for a cell phone number to text a verification code, since I don't have a cell phone at the moment. Is there a direct email address to contact facebook to get this sorted out?

[The Great]

Take a long, deep look in the mirror and ask yourself "am i even real? Do i even exist? Why do i even need facebook? IS MY LIFE A LIE?"