Funny (fake) Mitt Romney "quotes"?

[Sparkles]

I see Facebook pages and some friends saying/posting hilarious ones sometimes. Can anyone think of any? Some examples:

Here's what's going to happen if Romney is elected:

"You guys are small minded." -Mitt to Russia
"Jews are actually pretty gay." -Mitt to Israel
"Mooslems are literally worse than Hitler." -Mitt to Iran

WWIII happens

"Lol, sorry about that." -Mitt as DC gets nook'd

"Obama is sympathetic to Muslims." -Mitt Romney
"Yes, Mitt, I sympathetically shot Osama bin laden in the face." -Barack Obama

"Gary Johnson won't bomb Iran." -Mitt 'but I will' Romney

I'm sorry, I just think they're kind of funny and if anyone else had any similar jokes/"quotes"?

[Michael Maddog]

"I have a great record of creating jobs here in America. Mexico and the Cayman Islands are part of America, right?"

[Third Earth Age]

"I've visited 57 states so far, I think I have 1 more to go"

"The middle class is doing fine"

To all you small business people. "You didn't build that"

The atrocities in Libya. "they are not terrorist related, oops they are terrorist related"


Oh ya, I forgot those came from the clown that we already have in office

[LA CHIP]

"I earned every penney of it too."
"I have nothing against blacks."
"Of course Obama will be eligible for unemployment."
" My wife is a great housekeeper."
"I could hardly wait to get to Viet Nam."