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Yes Mighty Bhagwan as you command.?
02-24-2014, 07:34 AM
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Yes Mighty Bhagwan as you command.?
Yes Mighty Bhagwan as you command.

Please if it's not too much trouble may I take the liberty of grovelling at your feet ?
-Or perhaps his Lordship would enjoy dashing some small children upon the rocks over yonder ?
--No ... ?

A little smiting perhaps ?
-No ... ?

There's a fine fig tree close by, surely The Heavenly Sultan is up for some leisurely cursing ?
-No ? Silly suggestion, don't really know what I was thinking ...

Been a while since The Celestial Caliph has ravished a virgin ?
-Yes as always you are correct, it didn't really end well last time did it.

I know ! you always enjoyed a spot of terraforming in the olden days-
-No ? Not even a small earthquake then ?

Cast some sinners into the lake of sulphur and fire ?
Manufacture some more table condiments ?
Dabble in some burning bush ventriloquism ? -remember last time what with the knife and his son and all ?
-you really had that fellow going I must say.
--Ah good times ... good times.
---Not even interested are you ?

Forgive my being forward like this my Supreme Shah but you really need to make an appearance, the wretched are beginning to question your very existence.
-Oh Perfect Pasha, yes I know you set up marketing franchises throughout time and space but they aren't really up for the task anymore, they say they lack new material. Actually between you and me they are beginning to squabble amongst themselves.
--There's no need to take that tone and jolly well don't blame me My Magnificent Maharajah I'm only trying to help, you're the one who decided to extend the your weekly rest day by two thousand years.

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Unslumping god is never fun is it ?
What other activities did god in any of his guises enjoy ?

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02-24-2014, 07:37 AM
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I say it's time to let Bhagwans be Bhagwans.

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02-24-2014, 07:41 AM
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i got 99 problems but bhagwan ain't one
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02-24-2014, 07:53 AM
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At long last... finally a sensible question on here.


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02-24-2014, 08:02 AM
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NGDCs .. Made me think of a Comment, "All are Equal, but some could be More Equal" ..

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Maybe there are many things in the world not much known to us and pay respects as respecting some Unknowns within and Without .. Below and Above perhaps .. Again I am not very sure though ..

Praise Be to the Lord ..
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