PLEASE HELP!!! What should be the first things I say to this girl I like when I walk into the classroom?

[Vlad]

Ok so i need some help about a girl. But if your going to answer this question, please don't give me some cliche like oh theres a lot of fish in the sea or something cause i already know that. But i want to get with this particular girl, because she makes
me really happy (even though i barely know her) and if she rejects me then i wont cry like a little bitch cause i know there are millions of girls.

Okay, so I've been sitting next to her for about one and a half months now and I've been just awful... Just the lamest person i could ever be and i had some time to reflect on my behavior and i realize that its totally my fault, but it is incredibly hard to talk to her in general and especially now that she has lost even the little bit of interest that she probably had in me at first.

The thing is, I've already met her, and everything, so i cant start over and be this cool confident guy that introduces himself and gets her number cause its too late now. I have to really break the ice with her so then i could get her # and ask her out and stuff.

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THIS IS THE PART I NEED HELP WITH:

Can you guys please come up with something that i could say once i sit down next to her in class? Because the teacher doesn't just start teaching right away, theres always like 3 minutes that i can talk with her in the beginning of class, and she never even looks at me so i have to start the conversation. And its so hard talking to her because she replies in one word answers always expect if the topic is interesting.

so what happens every day is that i just sit there and we don't say a word. and the reason its really awkward is because everyone around us is talking so it makes it really weird when we're not saying anything. I just sit there, and can't say anything. its just weird and awful acting like she's not there and then talking to her all of a sudden, it sounds fake and like a desperate attempt to start a lame closed-ended conversation.

So i need something creative to ask her that would spark an interesting conversation. Not anything like how are you or how was your day because I've tried that a lot and failed terribly.

Please don't tell me to "compliment her" either cause i would eventually want to complement her, but NOT before i break the ice with her. When met her for the first time, the first few times of talking to her, i should have complimented her. But since I've been terrible with her, i know for sure she wouldn't be happy if i compliment her out nowhere. She would think its fake. After almost never talking to her even though she sits next to me, and i just out of nowhere compliment her. So please don't mention that cause ill do that only once she gets comfortable with me cause complimenting her then will for sure bring me closer to her.

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Notes: she doesn't have a Facebook or any other social media do don't mention that please. I just need some ideas on what i should say the first few minutes of class when i sit down. What the hell do i say after hi? I don't want to he lame anymore and say "how was your day" or weekend or whatever because i did that a bunch and i could see how disinterested she was. I really need something unique that would for sure make her laugh no matter what

I will work on my confidence and ability to carry my voice and all that but that wont mean anything if i don't know what to say, and i've been stuck for over a month now so that's why i need all the help I can get.

Also let me say by the way, english is the newest language i've learned and I'm terrible at communicating articulately in english to people. I might be a good writer, but am terrible at speaking.

And also, I'm a sophomore in high school just in case that would affect the type of response some of you may give me.


Thank you very much! Your advice will be greatly appreciated!

[Lance]

Ask her if she likes Chinese food. When she says yes, whip out your d**k and yell WONG!!!