What would my girlfriend say if she saw this on my Facebook page?

[Jordan Rayburn]

I've been dating my girlfriend for 5 weeks. What would she say or do if she saw this on my Facebook page?

I don't deserve a girlfriend -- EVER! And here's why:

1. I am boring and predictable.
2. I don't have any major accomplishments in life.
3. I have a speech impediment.
4. I have no leadership ability.
5. I have no talents of any kind.
6. I am not very attractive; hair loss.
7. I am short and scrawny.
8. I live with my mother and brother.
9. I don't have a steady job.
10. I have never been in a relationship longer than 2 months.

[Masterhealth858]

She would probably say, bye bye.

[Baraa]

it differs by the girl..
the better girl value for herself, and loving for you
the road differs
but i think she saw most of those, before becoming your girlfriend..

[lisa]

She'll think you're crazy.