My First Stand-Up Lines?
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03-06-2014, 01:28 AM
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My First Stand-Up Lines?
Hello everybody!
Most comedians will start the show by saying Hows everybody doing! followed by asking everybody if their ready to laugh or something like that. I always think to myself the people that scream Yes! must be darn optimistic, not like me of course. I actually attempted to create comedy insurance, that way I could get get my money back after watching a show that felt more like a wedding. Im not a big fan of weddings, they just remind me how lonely I am. that's why I spend most my time internet dating, I do most of that on twitter. I followed a girl once, it ended with me getting a restraining order. I have a few other tricks up my sleeve, I sometimes carry a cane around with me, it makes me look like doctor house. This lets me walk into hospitals and say to the women there, ''hey, im a gynecologist'' of course im not qualified to do this, and I suspect this resulted in quite a few unexpected deaths. I needed therapy as a child, apparently I have a repressed memory. They say I murdered a therapist. I also tried to do a stand up show recently, but apparently you can only have two people on jail visitation days. Im writing my own self-help book. I discovered how to get rich quick using only three items, a gun, a balaclava and a fast car. When I was young, I was quite the history buff, me and my friends would do role play games, our favourite was FRENCH MILITARY. Well I think it was our favourite, I would ask them but obviously they all died. We actually had to hire a sweatshop to sow us enough white flags. My favourite board game is monopoly, I actually hate playing it, but the money works great on the old people at supermarkets. So... thank you for reading, I understand this was probably quite bad, but it is my first try. thank you. Ads |
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03-06-2014, 01:40 AM
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i think it was quite good for a first try. some of the material was on the borderline of being offensive which is the key to good comedy as long as you don't cross the line. Also, i liked the jokes but it seems that you keep jumping topics very quickly.
Overall - Very good but just needs some finishing touches! Ads |
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