React to this statements in most hilarious way?

[mera india]

1)"Cute kids aren't they?"

2)"Facebook apps labelled me as 91% sexy"

3)"what are you doing now?"

4)"hi"

[198]

Um,what?

[What here i am]

get your own stuff

[The Nerd Next Door]

1)"Cute kids aren't they?"
Yeah sure, until the tranquilizer effect wears off

2)"Facebook apps labelled me as 91% sexy"
Um, you missed out the decimal point

3)"what are you doing now?"
Cleaning my bazooka, it almost went off until you interrupted

4)"hi"
Hey, you're alive

[Secret Hollie]

1)"Cute kids aren't they?"
They aren't mines by the way
2)"Facebook apps labelled me as 91% sexy"
Whoops, it was suppose to be 19%
3)"what are you doing now?"
Answering this useless question to get points even though this isn't even funny T_T
4)"hi"
Wassup

[sweetheart]

1. yeah they are far better than you
2. oh really i got a update that you are 91% not at all sexy
3. planting a bomb under your bed
4. get lost i don't wanna talk to you