best funny insulting facebook group?

[Gsaaew L]

i have an ongoing conversation with a girl posting insults to each others pages in the form of facebook groups or pages... i need some more please
so far we have used:
-i see that you liked your first chin so much you decided to add another
-you're well fit lol jk i spelt fat wrong
-would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit, lol jk you've had enough fatty
amongst others.
any help is appreciated

[Lori]

"I'd tap that LOL JK i wouldn't even poke it on facebook"

[Chrissy]

I've never had sex with a goat.

nah, nothing's wrong, LOL jk i wanna hit you in the face with a shovel

oh whose that sexy beast? oh i clicked on my own profile again!

i hate it when i can't get my shirt off because my muscles are too big

no shoes, no shirt, no service. feel free to walk in with no pants on