HOW CAN I MAKE MY LIFE LIKE THE FRESH PRINCE'S "BEL-AIR THEME"?!?

[.]

Ok. this is kinda stupid. but.

I REALLY like this hot single mom. She's a gas station attendant in Los Angeles. I looked up her name and found her twitter and apparently she's a huuuugeeee methhead and people were sending her tweets like "you only have sex with people to buy meth from them" and of course she denied it

this is perfect.

I'm a meth dealer and I'm a 7th grader (19 years old but almost 20)
I need to get her to notice me so we can make a deal. I don't care if I impregnate her, I want it to be completely like the song.

"
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the drug lord of a town called Bel Air

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I haven't hooked anyone yet. I've never had a customer. I'm not stupid. its just that im not on the "drug market". People have asked me for meth before, but they were all REALLY CREEPY!

ummmm, am i stupid for wanting to do this? i just want this to be the song of my life. i want to feel alive.

oh and NO DUMB ANSWERS. if your not gonna help me, then DONT COMMENT OR LECTURE ME!

BQ: what do you tend to do when you're bored?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...231AAA65sy

[squarepartner942]

Just get in one little fight and scare your mom.

[nightsfiire]

Josh Hommes is pretty cool.
BQ: I answer questions on http://answers.yahoo.com/

[Josh!]

Just go shoot some b-ball outside of your school till' some guys who are up to no good get in a fight with you.

[Shriekingmaid753]

Get in a fight while playing basketball and scare your mom

[killer peaches]

o_O

are you making up stories??????

BQ- Get on Y!A. Can't ya tell?

[karl]

You Dun Goofed Up! Consequences will never be the same!

BA: Go here probably

[King Crimson]

...

You goddamn kids these days.

BQ: Masturbate... yes, Y!A is a form of masturbation.


**LMAO @ "I know were cool"

[Cigarley]

Suddenly I have an insatiable craving for meth...


BQ: Now this is the story all about how
My internets life turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, don't call me gay
I'll tell you a summary of my life in this place called Y!A

In northeastern Mexico, born - not raised
In West Texas is where I spend most of my days
Fapping to internet porn and watching TV
Changed my major cuz I don't know what I wanna be

When a couple of dudes, they were "check out this site"
Went to Yahoo! Answers at the speed of light
I trolled a few other users and the mods got mad
They said: "We're locking down the longest email account you've had"

I whistled at the mods, and when I pled my case
They reinstated my email with a grin on their face
At any rate, I can say that this ban was lame
But I thought, nah, forget it, "Yo Baron, more BA's!"

I woke up at the crack of noon, maybe 7 or 8
And I yelled at Adam "Deathcore is for hipsters"
Got tired of 4chan and became a TC
Yahoo Answers is now heroin to me

[fatapple139]

This might be the greatest question ever

bq: dump buckets of water on people