I have too much swagg, need to get rid of some?

[Tim]

Hi,

So basically, I'm tired of having too much swagg. My teacher gave me an "A" right when I walked in to my Math Class this semester and she told me "You have too much swagg, don't worry about trying this semester." Those kinds of things make me want to get rid of my swagg, another example was; the other day in Wal-Mart, I wanted to purchase some deodorant, cologne, and a 42" flatscreen Television. The checkout lady told me "Don't worry about this payment, you have so much swagg that I already know you have enough money anyways." Then she let me go on with those things. What is it like being a 'normal'? I want to be normal, I'm tired of having swagg.

[Luke K.]

Fuck swag, it's all about class.

[Swaggie]

Sell ur swag

[rebel arms]

Funny

[Jose]

To get rid of your swag you must take a really big shit (I mean the big hard ones) and don't let it all come out. Make sure some stays inside your anus, so most of it is outside. You must then take your #swagg SnapBack and put it on the shit while its poking out. Then, proceed to take a pic of it and put it on Instagram with the hashtag "#sw00g". Immediately after you post the pic all of your swag will have transferred to the shit. I hope this helps. It worked for me.

[StraightWEST]

Flipping burgers at McDonald's for a few years might help.

[Dylan]

GAY..

[Dwill]

You got those things because you have herpes and they didnt want you around others.... yeah right your lame as hell and you do di***.