Give me something clever to respond with?

[Veronica Moss]

I was on Facebook and a picture of a woman with noticeable cleavage was posted on a public page. It really wasn't meant to be about her looks (she's an actress who recently got a big movie role).
1st comment I read: "Great, how big is her role?"
2nd comment: "How big is her role? How big is her rack? YUMMY Lol"
This guy is making me mad. What's something clever to respond to that with? Please and thank you in advance.

[Lenette]

"Objects in the mirror may appear closer than they are"
OMG!, Were those taken using the Hubble telescope!.
Does she have here own zip code for those pecks!.
And they can artificially plumb up chickens now too!

[Bert H]

Much, much bigger than your teensy-weensy brain.

You can use ANY word for 'brain' that you deem appropriate.
(IF ya git my drift).

[Jack]

Her Rack > Your Brain