Advice on my improv assigment?

[Allison]

I need (school appropriate) weird hobbies for a silly presentation for drama. I'm portraying a choir teacher, talking about my life, and then something I do in my personal time. I want something really funny. So what are some weird hobbies, preferably that would be funny and random for a choir teacher?

[Katrina E.]

Taxidermy

Mooing or hog calling

Riding rollercoaster

Taking people to small claims court

Attempting to bend spoons with your mind

Creating fashions using only duct tape

Playing tiddlywinks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiddlywinks )

Yarnbombing - where you knit/crochet items like a sock, clove or scarf and then put them on public statues or to decorate utility pose or mail boxes, things like that. Maybe take a picture and post on social media.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=yarn...&FORM=IGRE