Cute and funny quotes for my Instagram bio?

[Cher]

I want it to be cute but also a little bit funny...

Right now it's "sometimes me think what is friend than me says a friend is someone to share the last cookie with"

[Annannw]

FUNNY:

i put the hot in psychotic

the fat on my body is designer

are you a banker because I want you to leave me a loan

that awkward moment when you walk through a metal detector and your abs of steel set it off

super.cali.swagilistic.sexy.hella.dopen e s s

the only club I get down at is club penguin

why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me

im so fresh they call me febreeze

are you a beaver, cuz DAM

I'm mentally datng a celebrity who doesn't know i exist

White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race

recovering ice cream addict

the numbers of followers you have does not make you better, because hitler had millions and jesus had 12.


CUTE:

everyone has a happy ending, if your not happy its not the end

(bible verses are always cute)

stay classy

you is kind, you is smart, you is important

mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get

(quotes from your favorite song)

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter don't mind

(I LOVE WINNIE THE POOH AND DR SEUSS QUOTES SO RESEARCH THOSE TOO)

wouldn't life be perfect of sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so confusing, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

to infinty and beyond

you know your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

dream big

every storm runs out of rain

theres no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light


CUTE & FUNNY (kinda... im not that funny or cute so idk)

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not.

How about no

Do you want to build a snowman? (from frozen) no its too cold

Life is dumb and I want to sleep

I will go into survival mode if tickled

Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin

OMG no one cares

Im not weird, im a limited addition