How can I see who goes on my facebook profile?

[Rat]

Ok, so I wanna know who goes on my facebook profile, are there any programs I can download or something? Also I don't want some dodgy thing, that stalks my profile, or records my password, but I just want to know who goes on my profile. I don't really care how as long as it isn't what I just mentioned.

Cheers guys.
Also, does that mean that they cannot see if I go on their profile?
I'm not a stalker or anthing, I'm just interested. Mainly for punking my friends.
ha ha, I mean because if there is a program, my friend would have it. He is obsessed with Facebook, and i don't want to ask him (he would probably give me a dodgy site instead) and I had the idea to make lots of fake accounts, and keep going on his profile. He checks it every day, so he would see a bunch of randoms going on his profile...I know it's pretty lame, but It's school holidays, so the only things I really have to do is blowing stuff up, and going on facebook...

[Nebtawi]

Sorry to say that you can't see who goes on your facebook profile, it's not possible by any program. Do not try to install any program that promises you these features they are scam, they try to get your personal info or password with those programs.

Additional Answer:

No there is no way that they can see if you go on their profile feel free to stalk

[Andrew Kissick]

I'm not sure if there is a way - never use FB apps/websites that claim to tell you, they're virus infected.

Sorry, but I don't think there is a way - they're all dodgy and give fake info.

[SazDaBest]

No you cannot see who goes on your facebook profile. You may see so called 'apps' - but these are just scams that just spam your wall, hack your account and etcetera.
The top scammers are: 'Who is stalking your profile?'
It's all server based - You need to hack into the ScrvtScriptJ?3% then you can see, but that is illegal.