PLEASE help, I need a good title for a facebook group?

[some girl]

I need it to be funny so people will join, the title has to relate to what the group is about but not exactly. Let me explain-one of my best friends who lives like 15 hours away I never get to see and he may not be coming to camp unless I get 10,000 people in a facebook group that I create...haha long story. This may sound dumb but ideas for a title of the group would make me the happiest girl on earth. Something along the idea of friends ditching you when you think you'll finally get to see them

[Holden]

"I'm Not Smart Enough to Do Things by Myself, So I Asked the Internet for Help Finding a Name for my Crummy Facebook Group, and the Only Suggestions Were Rude Like This One".

[bigmoney710]

"Join this group or all of Santa's elves will mysteriously die. Muahahahaha."
Hell..I'd join.