How can I sue the people that made the Facebook app for Apple? -__-?

[lacubanasa123]

Uh Sir.
I'm having a little issue with them d*mn people that made the Facebook app for Apple.
MY CLIENT/TWIN IS TRYING TO UPLOAD A VIDEO.
AND THE THINGY KEEPS GETTING LONGER AND LONGER D:
Like The White Part o_o
And this is a disgrace sir.
-_-
I am a lawyer.
What court can I take this to?
Because this sh*t cray.

[dan]

If you were a lawyer, you wouldn't be asking what court to take this to.... you'd know.
Secondly, to sue them... become a multi millionaire and hire about 8 lawyers.

[Vulgarspy662]

You can't sue for using a free app. Use something else.
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Make one yourself if you think you can do better. Obviously your legal skills need help if you need to ask us this question.